Huh, That's Weird.

Oh, really?

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I'm on an insanely strict diet and my brother is trying to sabotage me.

Vince:
I'm gonna get snacks. What do you want?
Me:
Bring me an apple, a knife, and a plate.
Vince:
*brings me an apple, peanutbutter and string cheese. (I can only eat the apple)
Me:
Why did you give yourself the big apple and me the small one? I'm on the diet, you're not. Trade me.
Vince:
Because. I'm big. You're small. I get big apples, you get small apples. Okay, fine- take it.
*ten minutes later, my mom walks in.
Me:
Mom, Vince tried making me eat the small apple while he got the big one.
Vince:
BECKA ATE A STRING CHEESE.